You probably know that the United States of America and the Russian Federation are having trouble with their Muslim populations.
How about England?
Well, the 20 year old soldier in southeast London near the Woolwich Barracks was first hit by a their car and driven up against a pole. Then two Muslims, armed with knives and meat cleavers (British gun laws, remember), jumped from the car and hacked the soldier to death, shouting "Allahu Akhbar (God is Great)" all the while. They tried to behead the young man. They got shot by the cops, but survived.
Gee, one might wonder why the British Isles would have let this bunch immigrate. Actually, their parents had immigrated. The two butchers were born in England.
A final note....British soldiers have now been advised not to wear thier uniforms off base.
You betcha. Obama found the bad guy. And asked for his resignation. He resigned.
How do you resign twice?
You see, the bad guy is the acting commissioner of the IRS, Steven Miller. He hzd already resigned. He was leaving in early June.
Now exactly how do you resign twice?
Is the second resignation letter done in ALL CAPS?
Remember now, the acting director of the IRS didn't even know Obama was president until all this came up.
Isn't sure how often what, you ask.
How often American reporters' phone records have been seized.
What? You mean it wasn't just the Associated Press and their 100 reporters?
"I'm not sure how manuy of those cases...I have actually signed off on. I take them very seriously. I know that I have refused to sign a few."
Really. What a nice man. He refused to sign a few fishing licenses for what reporters are doing. Ever heard of a free press? Guess not.
Stay tuned. This could get really messy. How many of "those cases" has he signed off on. Ever heard of any?
Back in the 1970's, Richard Nixon's problems were called "Nixon Agonistes." Tricky Dick has a new BFF. Obama.
The big one is tapping the phones of the top 100 reporters for the Associated Press. This was done after the Attorney General, Obama's buddy and confidante, personally said to go get the reporters. Try saying your buddy never mentioned that to you.
Then the Tea Party versus the Infernal Revenue Service. Of course, only two secretaries and a janitor knew about that. Except that Ohio, Washington, D.C., and at least two other area offices were doing it. But nobody told the Boss Man.
Then Libya and the dead ambassador. It was that movie, and we still have the producer in jail! The story gets weaker with each revalation, and more revalations are coming.
Nixon's supporters bailed on him over the IRS "Enemies List." Wonder if history could repeat itself.
A lady who much regrets her combat tour in downtown Baghdad will now do 10 months in the brig at the Marine Corps Air Station in Miramar, California.
Kimberly, mom of four, and her husband are expecting their fifth child. That means the child will be born in a military hospital.
The 30 year old used to be a PFC, but was reduced in rank to private and given a Bad Conduct Discharge. No publi office for you, lady.
She believed party line. Women in combat? No problem.
After 3 months in the combat zone, she came back the the States on leave, and fled to Canada with her husband and children. Canada gave her back to us.
Enough said. This will not work. The ladies will pay the price.
You're on Social Security Disability. Check.
You get a nice check every month. Check.
You can sit around all day, never work. Check.
You hurt your back, but can still walk. Check.
You upload a YouTube video that shows you half-naked and covered in tinfoil, dancing the robot to Steppenwolf's "Magic Carpet Ride. Bad move!
The Utah Attorney General watches your video. Oh, Oh!
No more check for you.
And, you are the Dumb Criminal of the Day.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (Dumbocrat) wants background checks when you buy firecrackers.
His bill, S. 792, would require background checks to be run an anyone buying explosive powder. It is Harry's attempt to prevent another Muslim terrorist bombing.
Buying explosive powder, you see, is exactly what Tamerlan Tsarnaev did. He bought one Giant Economy Size box, and got a second Giant Economy Size tossed in as a bonus.
So, if you plan a trip to Missouri's firecracker store for the 4th of July, be sure to bring along you FOID card. Firecracker Owners Identification Card.
If you reload ammunition, get ready for some more paperwork.
One takes a bit of pride in one's penmanship, but not for much longer.
One of our 50 states has just legislated penmanship into oblivion. It is sexist, you see. Look at the word . PenMANship. See that man in there. Oh, no! We cannot have that nasty word anywhere.
So penmanship has become "handwriting" in the state of Washington.
Why only for now? Well, many HANDicapped Americans do not have one or two hands. The HANDicapped can be trusted to protest soon. Hurt feelings, you know.
The only remaining word is "scribble."
So one can only take a small amount of pride in one's scribbling.