The Prez is calling them "executive orders," like that will make a difference.

After worrying the gun community to near distraction, he says he wants background checks. Wow!

Oh, and make sure the Feds trace guns used in crime. I had a distinct impression they were already doing that, except for the Fast and Furious guns.

Make information on lost and stolen guns available to law enforcement. Really? One had the impression if a gun was reported stolen, the cops would look for it without and executive suggestion.

Oh, and the Attorney General, who was totatally in the dark about Fast and Furious gun smuggling to Mexico, is to investigate the scientific community for new safe gun ideas. Really.

Finally, both the Prez and Vice-Prez say those nasty Republicans in Congress and the super-mean National Rifle Association will block any new laws.

And these folks keep telling us they could run a convenience store at a profit.