You're on Social Security Disability. Check.
You get a nice check every month. Check.
You can sit around all day, never work. Check.
You hurt your back, but can still walk. Check.
You upload a YouTube video that shows you half-naked and covered in tinfoil, dancing the robot to Steppenwolf's "Magic Carpet Ride. Bad move!
The Utah Attorney General watches your video. Oh, Oh!
No more check for you.
And, you are the Dumb Criminal of the Day.