A lady who much regrets her combat tour in downtown Baghdad will now do 10 months in the brig at the Marine Corps Air Station in Miramar, California.
Kimberly, mom of four, and her husband are expecting their fifth child. That means the child will be born in a military hospital.
The 30 year old used to be a PFC, but was reduced in rank to private and given a Bad Conduct Discharge. No publi office for you, lady.
She believed party line. Women in combat? No problem.
After 3 months in the combat zone, she came back the the States on leave, and fled to Canada with her husband and children. Canada gave her back to us.
Enough said. This will not work. The ladies will pay the price.
You're on Social Security Disability. Check.
You get a nice check every month. Check.
You can sit around all day, never work. Check.
You hurt your back, but can still walk. Check.
You upload a YouTube video that shows you half-naked and covered in tinfoil, dancing the robot to Steppenwolf's "Magic Carpet Ride. Bad move!
The Utah Attorney General watches your video. Oh, Oh!
No more check for you.
And, you are the Dumb Criminal of the Day.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (Dumbocrat) wants background checks when you buy firecrackers.
His bill, S. 792, would require background checks to be run an anyone buying explosive powder. It is Harry's attempt to prevent another Muslim terrorist bombing.
Buying explosive powder, you see, is exactly what Tamerlan Tsarnaev did. He bought one Giant Economy Size box, and got a second Giant Economy Size tossed in as a bonus.
So, if you plan a trip to Missouri's firecracker store for the 4th of July, be sure to bring along you FOID card. Firecracker Owners Identification Card.
If you reload ammunition, get ready for some more paperwork.
One takes a bit of pride in one's penmanship, but not for much longer.
One of our 50 states has just legislated penmanship into oblivion. It is sexist, you see. Look at the word . PenMANship. See that man in there. Oh, no! We cannot have that nasty word anywhere.
So penmanship has become "handwriting" in the state of Washington.
Why only for now? Well, many HANDicapped Americans do not have one or two hands. The HANDicapped can be trusted to protest soon. Hurt feelings, you know.
The only remaining word is "scribble."
So one can only take a small amount of pride in one's scribbling.